Warning: Strong language and adult situations. SYNOPSIS: Cartman gets busted trying to kill his neighbor’s rooster while Randy tries to institute a global ban on porn, hilarity ensues. Special Guest Stars: Towelie, ManBearPig, Al Gore, Jenna Jameson, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, Dr. Joyce Brothers, Perry Mason, Paul Rubens, the Raisins…

Series Premiere Title: “Don’t Get Mad, Call Chad” by Hillel Groovatti Description: The gang returns in this exciting continuation of the epic Breaking Bad series. *Spoiler alert, please watch the original Breaking Bad series before reading this! Scene 1 Las Vegas, Nevada, present day, late evening. On a warm, clear night, an…

If you haven’t heard, Elon Musk will be hosting Saturday Night Live (SNL) along with musical guest Miley Cyrus this Saturday, May 8th, 2021. And just the other day Elon tweeted that he’d like to receive SNL skit ideas from his followers. …

Sliding the plate forward so that the pear is bathing in sunlight, Chris notices that the sun’s rays slicing through the window are striking the pear in such a way that it looks like it’s glowing. Below is an excerpt of the story. Chris, a fifth-year senior at Arizona State…

A cryptocurrency investment guide for newbies — After spending a year or so researching cryptocurrencies, I’ve come up with a simple illustrative story to help newbies better understand these relatively new financial instruments. Don’t worry, I’ve removed all the complexities to make these virtual assets much easier to understand. Before I get started with our shitcoin tale…

“Put All Your Eggs in One Basket, but Watch that Basket” — Mark Twain Hey, do you remember this old adage, “Don’t put your eggs in one basket?” That’s about the only thing I recall from first grade other than that gruesome story about the old lady who swallowed the…

Country music legend Kenny Rogers used to croon about knowing “when to hold ’em” and knowing “when to fold ‘em”. As a former blackjack dealer, I learned a thing or two on the other side of the table. Lesson 1: Gaining an Edge Always learn everything you can about a game before you sit down…

Has your asspipe ever been in so much pain that you couldn’t stand or sit without wanting to scream? If not, consider yourself lucky! However, if you know what I’m talking about, then I think I have a quick solution for you. …

That trip was insanely wowwer than wow; it was the Big Wow! And I mean BIG! Mind-blowingly BIG! My body sang with celestial wonderment as supernova chakra electrified every atom of my core! Warning: DMT is an incredibly powerful drug! According to some experts, it can trigger schizophrenia, OCD and…